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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 06:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Newspaper headlines: Spending Review 'renewing Britain' or 'reckless splurge' - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Increased screen time linked to aggression, anxiety, low self-esteem in kids, study finds - ABC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?