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14.06.2025 06:34

They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Newspaper headlines: Spending Review 'renewing Britain' or 'reckless splurge' - BBC
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Increased screen time linked to aggression, anxiety, low self-esteem in kids, study finds - ABC News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.